Went to see Cloverfield finally and here's what it was about:

Rob got a job as a Vice President of some company in Japan so his friends and brother are throwing him a surprise going away part. To document the event there is a home video camera being run by Hud who was tricked into filming the event by Rob's brother Jason. While at the party we find out that Rob loves a girl named Beth, Jason loves a girl named Lily, and Hud crushes on a girl named Marlena. I'm gonna skip a bunch of details because you should go see the movie, but basically a huge creature with mini creatures attacks Manhattan. Nothing kills this thing. Nothing. Nothing even fucking touches this thing. The littler guys are pretty easy to kill but they're NASTY. You don't want to meet them in a dark corner, which is proved more than once in the movie. The home video camera plot is that Beth calls Rob after the monster has attacked to tell him she's trapped in her building after the monster dropped by her place (hehehehehe, uninvited). Rob decides he NEEDS to go save Beth, so the rest of the gang (Lily, Jason, Hud, and Marlena) tag along even though they could have just evacuated the city before it is flattened to the ground by the military at sometime shortly after 0600 hours. Ahhhh, a love story with retarded tag-alongs…

Things I enjoyed about this movie:

  1. The shaky camera work made me nauseous
  2. The home video quality brought me closer into the story
  3. The monster was badass
  4. The mini-monsters were badass (similar to the Starship Troopers bugs, only these ones were human-sized instead of bigger-than-human-sized)
  5. I have no idea why, but I enjoy watching movies about monsters attacking New York City (GODZILLA!! RAAWWWWWR!)
  6. It was very suspenseful so I kept pushing back further into my chair at certain points and eeking out a lil bit (totally ok since the kids in front of me were crying, screaming, and being generally scared out of their fucking minds the entire time, which I don't get, but whatever)

Things I didn't enjoy about this movie:

  1. It was too short (and, by too short I mean it could have at least been a few minutes longer, thanks)
  2. Although it's noble to go find your loved one in peril… um, big fucking monster attacking the city? Evacuate!!!!! (Unless it's your job to stay, and then … well, it's your job, so you stay)
  3. The end piece after the credits (because for whatever reason it annoys me when movies imply "I'll be back" unless it has Arnold in it)

Clearly the goodness outweighs the badness here.

Film rating: A

Poppy says go see it, so you go see it.