Poppy Cedes

13 Responses to “An entire cat could be made from this if I knew how to knit…”

1. Maman Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

   What? You don’t want a kitty sweater? I thought everyone did!

2. Miss Ann Thrope Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

   Bitch, please.

   It fits in a dustpan, you ain’t got nuthin’. I have that and more every single day.

   Which is proof that there’s something really wrong with me and I need a cat intervention.

3. Amanda Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

   Yummy…

   This could be the motivation you need to take up knitting

4. geek Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

   Yea we pick up little cats all the time on the floor. ewww.

5. Wayne Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

   We have a Dyson (love it) and it’s so great because when you’re done vacuuming, you just pop out the cylinder and throw it away.

   But what gets you is how MUCH crud you pick up from your house. We have the 3 dogs and 2 kids, so needless to say it’s a lot. I’m thankful for the visible chamber because if I wasn’t living in a bagless world, I wouldn’t change bags often enough.

6. sourpuss Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

   I think, if you could knit that, it would make an interesting sweater. Better yet, if Miss Ann and I donated sweepings to your pile, I bet you could get a whole pantsuit out of the deal.

7. Miss Ann Thrope Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

   with fuzzy socks too even.

8. Dan Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

   How many fur balls found their way into that dustpan?

9. Stefanie Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

   Ew. And THAT, my friend, is one of several very good reasons I don’t have a cat. It’s disturbing enough having my OWN hair lying around on the floor!

10. Mr. Fabulous Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:37 am

    That…I mean, that is…that…

    I don’t know. That’s a lot creepier than bare feet.

11. Poppy Cede Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Maman, I really do not want a kitty sweater. I would rather my kitties kept their fur.

    Miss Ann, kitty intervention in June? That seems like a good time to have one.

    Empanada, I will never become a knitter, but I have mad respect for everyone who can do that. I’m not that kinda girl, and never will be. (C’est la vie, c’est la guerre.)

    Geek, does LittleOne ever try to eat it? Cuz that would truly be EWWWW.

    Wah, you hands down have me beat in the fur department. (Gosh, that sounds dirty if you let it…)

    Sour, I see a gift in my future of an envelope filled with Scooter and Alphonse sheddings.

    Miss Ann, BLEEP! ZOMG that would be adorable!!! (I have no idea why a sweater sounds gross but socks sound awesome. I’m quirky that way.)

    Dan, about 4000.

    Stef, I assure you that the love my kittos give me totally outweighs the fur I have to sweep up, the puke and crap I have to clean up, and the yelling I have to do to break them up when they start fighting.

    Fab, mission accomplished.

12. The Absurdist Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 8:51 am

    Are you sure that’s not your pubic hair from a good ole’ shave down?

    Okay, I am sorry, you are going to get all upset with me since you think I am mean.

    You should knit that puppy and give it to an ex-boyfriend that is allergic to cats!

13. Poppy Cede Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Abs, I can’t guarantee the contents of that pile 100%, but I assure you it’s mostly cat hair. (You are mean, but I’m not upset about it.) I don’t have any ex-boyfriends allergic to cats. I can’t date someone who can’t be around cats…

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