Even if I had boobs or a body like that you wouldn’t catch me dead in an outfit like that. I mean really, can we call that an “outfit”? That in itself seems like a crime.
First of Keds are so early 1990s. Those socks are so gym school late 1970s. The shorts are even sexy. The bra doesn’t even fit right so it’s not sexy. The belly ring looks like a diamond penis. Must I say anything about the baseball cap?
Good God, where are the fashion police when you need them?
Lisa, THANK YOU. The only thing I remotely like is the baseball hat, and I couldn’t give you a reason why other than I love to wear them. The rest is trashy. And diamond penis works just as well as belly button filled with jizz.
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Even if I had boobs or a body like that you wouldn’t catch me dead in an outfit like that. I mean really, can we call that an “outfit”? That in itself seems like a crime.
First of Keds are so early 1990s. Those socks are so gym school late 1970s. The shorts are even sexy. The bra doesn’t even fit right so it’s not sexy. The belly ring looks like a diamond penis. Must I say anything about the baseball cap?
Good God, where are the fashion police when you need them?
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Lisa, THANK YOU. The only thing I remotely like is the baseball hat, and I couldn’t give you a reason why other than I love to wear them. The rest is trashy. And diamond penis works just as well as belly button filled with jizz.