I don’t mean him, he looks fine. I mean her.
List of wrongness:
- Those socks are stupid, and one of them is folding over.
- Those shoes are stupid.
- Those shorts are stupid.
- That bra is stupid.
- That belly ring is stupid.
- Those boobs are stupid.
- That pose is stupid.
- That face is stupid.
Ugh.
(In case you were wondering, yes, that is the “OH! face” guy from Office Space.)
Posted on January 3rd 2008 in Photos
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I like her socks, and everything from that point up.
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
So sloppy boobs and the look of jizz coming out of a girl’s belly button appeal to you? Good to know.
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I like belly button jewelry. My wife has her belly button pierced.
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Are you looking at the same picture you posted on your blog? The chick with the red outfit and white knee-highs?
HAWT!!
And since when do you post fashion “dont’s?”
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
You know, I didn’t even look at the dude until I posted my last. You think he looks “fine?”
If I saw that douchebag on a golf course I would run him down with my golf cart.
Sandals on a golf course?
Who the hell still wears cargo shorts?
Who the hell still wears camo shorts?
The t-shirt is totally inappropriate for the golf course too.
And nice beaded necklace that really sets off his ensemble.
Its one thing to have a couple of beers, heck, 6 beers on the course. But half a bottle of Jack? If I was behind his group I would want to smack him with a 2 iron for such sloppy shots and making me wait for his drunk ass to tee off.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I’m guessing you like the hat! Ha!
Happy New Year Poppy!
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I think at the very least she needs a bigger bra.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Avi, one can enjoy navel jewelry but still be picky about it.
Pat, this is why I’ll never cut it as a lesbian. She is so repulsive to me I can almost not stand it. You can tell they’re playing strip golf, yes? I like his camo cargo shorts, reminds me of a guy named (ha) Pat I knew in college.
Helen, you would be correct. HNY!
Bearette, agreed.
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I don’t like boobs that will break teeth… Just sayin. Besides the fact that I’d break her, shes too skinny.
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Boobs that will break teeth?
Yah, she’s definitely not meaty enough, although I guess a lot of guys like their bimbos that way.
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
(And Avi, I DON’T mean Amy. She’s not a bimbo. That girl up there? BIMBO.)
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
It appears that she is also drunk driving.
Also, I never understood the allure of lace bras.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Yay, Creature.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:34 pm
…have I missed something ?
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:37 pm
You do not approve of her. Therefore, I approve of your comment.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I suppose that increases my own approval rating.
On a sidenote, I’m not too fond of blondes, especially artifical ones. Most people who bleach their hair seem to look far better with their natural hair color.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
You know what’s really stupid? Probably her. Maintaining 8% body fat, a boob job, a dye job, and that kind of tan doesn’t leave one much time to do much of anything else. I do not approve of her, either.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Creature, I am not a natural redhead.
I am a natural mousy brownhead. The rest of me is completely real, though.
Nina, YAY! Excellent point. I’m absolutely certain the next few frames of that movie are of her showing us those fake boobs. Blech.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Most of my dislike goes to blond-ing, really. It’s such an overused, rarely appropriate color. (I wouldn’t dare doubt the reality of you !)
Also, excellent point by Nina, I have to say. Much-overlooked, but perfectly accurate.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Interesting. I considered going blonde back when I was considering going red, but luckily Crys and Sour went red at the same time and that sealed my fate. I dig the red.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I agree. She is not pretty.
She is friggin’ hawt!!!!! :lust: :lust: :lust:
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Dawg,
ya dirty perv. 
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
are those keds? Seriously? I dunno, I think I’d make an okay lesbian, I just don’t like excessive top heaviness. At least aim for a little realism. there’s no way someone built like that would have more than a B cup. Although she might be actually wearing a B with all that side boob
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
I’d make a great lesbian if I dated a woman who looked exactly like Jason Bateman or John Cusack.
And it’s the side boobage that forced me to post this redonk photo.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I make a great lesbian.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm
And I’m sure Tense enjoys that about you, ya big girly dork.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:34 am
Methinks he is not looking at the socks, or any of the other fashion don’ts you listed.
However, I agree. She is horrible. I would definitely not be able to be friends with her if we were to meet.
She would definitely be jealous of my beer belly.
-J
January 4th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I’m OK with the outfit, although it is kind of ’70s looking. It’s more in line with the Cheryl Tiegs poster genre.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Well…I’d fuck her before I’d fuck him. He’s no Jason Bateman.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Morgeborg, you are my new second best friend. (B would be pissed if I replaced her over a bimbo picture.)
Dan, good call, but this girl looks like she takes money for the sex.
Fab, let it never be said that I don’t have strange taste in men. I’d fuck him way before I’d go anywhere near her. But if Jason is available then those two better AM-SCRAY.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Yeah, seriously with the orthopedic shoes? WTF?
January 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
NPW, hehehehehehehehehe. Ahhhhh, the war is evenly sided.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I’m surprised she isn’t wearing pigtails.
I actually think it’s kinda funny. It’s just so damn DUMB!
January 4th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I bet she was wearing pigtails and pulled out the holders as one of her strips for losing at golf.
January 5th, 2008 at 7:36 am
There’s a dude in that picture? Am I missing something?
January 5th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Haha – you are so right!!!
January 6th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I wouldn’t trust her.
Not just because she sorta resemble Paris and the dude looks like the guy from Myth Busters.
No. She is holding something behind her back. I imagine it to be Heiress by Paris Hilton perfume which she randomly sprays in peoples faces…like those bitches at Macy’s.
Also the bleach blonde w/ implant chicks are so 2007. Really.
January 6th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Miss Ann, she’s reaching around back to take her bra off. It’s strip golf. (I’ve spent a lot of time analyzing this image and have inferred this based on her stupid pose.)
So, this is the year of the redhead with natural boobs? AWESOME.
January 6th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Blechspeak missed a couple of things re:weird dude.
The sunglasses on the brim of the hat. How haute couture is that? Seriously.
‘Course the hat itself is questionable…