This is not pretty

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Stupid is as stupid does

I don’t mean him, he looks fine. I mean her.

List of wrongness:

- Those socks are stupid, and one of them is folding over.
- Those shoes are stupid.
- Those shorts are stupid.
- That bra is stupid.
- That belly ring is stupid.
- Those boobs are stupid.
- That pose is stupid.
- That face is stupid.

Ugh.

(In case you were wondering, yes, that is the “OH! face” guy from Office Space.)

Posted on January 3rd 2008 in Photos

39 Responses to “This is not pretty”

  1. Avitable Says:

    I like her socks, and everything from that point up.

  2. Poppy Cede Says:

    So sloppy boobs and the look of jizz coming out of a girl’s belly button appeal to you? Good to know.

  3. Avitable Says:

    I like belly button jewelry. My wife has her belly button pierced.

  4. BelchSpeak Says:

    Are you looking at the same picture you posted on your blog? The chick with the red outfit and white knee-highs?

    HAWT!!

    And since when do you post fashion “dont’s?”

  5. BelchSpeak Says:

    You know, I didn’t even look at the dude until I posted my last. You think he looks “fine?”

    If I saw that douchebag on a golf course I would run him down with my golf cart.

    Sandals on a golf course?
    Who the hell still wears cargo shorts?
    Who the hell still wears camo shorts?
    The t-shirt is totally inappropriate for the golf course too.
    And nice beaded necklace that really sets off his ensemble.
    Its one thing to have a couple of beers, heck, 6 beers on the course. But half a bottle of Jack? If I was behind his group I would want to smack him with a 2 iron for such sloppy shots and making me wait for his drunk ass to tee off.

  6. Helen Says:

    I’m guessing you like the hat! Ha!
    Happy New Year Poppy!

  7. Bearette24 Says:

    I think at the very least she needs a bigger bra.

  8. Poppy Cede Says:

    Avi, one can enjoy navel jewelry but still be picky about it.

    Pat, this is why I’ll never cut it as a lesbian. She is so repulsive to me I can almost not stand it. You can tell they’re playing strip golf, yes? I like his camo cargo shorts, reminds me of a guy named (ha) Pat I knew in college.

    Helen, you would be correct. HNY!

    Bearette, agreed.

  9. geek Says:

    I don’t like boobs that will break teeth… Just sayin. Besides the fact that I’d break her, shes too skinny.

  10. Poppy Cede Says:

    Boobs that will break teeth? :laughs: Yah, she’s definitely not meaty enough, although I guess a lot of guys like their bimbos that way.

  11. Poppy Cede Says:

    (And Avi, I DON’T mean Amy. She’s not a bimbo. That girl up there? BIMBO.)

  12. Creature SH Says:

    It appears that she is also drunk driving.

    Also, I never understood the allure of lace bras.

  13. Poppy Cede Says:

    Yay, Creature. :grins:

  14. Creature SH Says:

    …have I missed something ?

  15. Poppy Cede Says:

    You do not approve of her. Therefore, I approve of your comment.

  16. Creature SH Says:

    I suppose that increases my own approval rating.

    On a sidenote, I’m not too fond of blondes, especially artifical ones. Most people who bleach their hair seem to look far better with their natural hair color.

  17. Nina Says:

    You know what’s really stupid? Probably her. Maintaining 8% body fat, a boob job, a dye job, and that kind of tan doesn’t leave one much time to do much of anything else. I do not approve of her, either.

  18. Poppy Cede Says:

    Creature, I am not a natural redhead. :smiles: I am a natural mousy brownhead. The rest of me is completely real, though.

    Nina, YAY! Excellent point. I’m absolutely certain the next few frames of that movie are of her showing us those fake boobs. Blech.

  19. Creature SH Says:

    Most of my dislike goes to blond-ing, really. It’s such an overused, rarely appropriate color. (I wouldn’t dare doubt the reality of you !)

    Also, excellent point by Nina, I have to say. Much-overlooked, but perfectly accurate.

  20. Poppy Cede Says:

    Interesting. I considered going blonde back when I was considering going red, but luckily Crys and Sour went red at the same time and that sealed my fate. I dig the red.

  21. NYCWD Says:

    I agree. She is not pretty.

    She is friggin’ hawt!!!!! :lust: :lust: :lust:

  22. Poppy Cede Says:

    Dawg, :hand: ya dirty perv. :winks:

  23. Amanda Says:

    are those keds? Seriously? I dunno, I think I’d make an okay lesbian, I just don’t like excessive top heaviness. At least aim for a little realism. there’s no way someone built like that would have more than a B cup. Although she might be actually wearing a B with all that side boob

  24. Poppy Cede Says:

    I’d make a great lesbian if I dated a woman who looked exactly like Jason Bateman or John Cusack. :grins: And it’s the side boobage that forced me to post this redonk photo.

  25. geek Says:

    I make a great lesbian. :grins:

  26. Poppy Cede Says:

    And I’m sure Tense enjoys that about you, ya big girly dork. :pfft: :grins:

  27. Morgetron Says:

    Methinks he is not looking at the socks, or any of the other fashion don’ts you listed.

    However, I agree. She is horrible. I would definitely not be able to be friends with her if we were to meet.

    She would definitely be jealous of my beer belly.

    -J

  28. Dan Says:

    I’m OK with the outfit, although it is kind of ’70s looking. It’s more in line with the Cheryl Tiegs poster genre.

  29. Mr. Fabulous Says:

    Well…I’d fuck her before I’d fuck him. He’s no Jason Bateman.

  30. Poppy Cede Says:

    Morgeborg, you are my new second best friend. (B would be pissed if I replaced her over a bimbo picture.)

    Dan, good call, but this girl looks like she takes money for the sex.

    Fab, let it never be said that I don’t have strange taste in men. I’d fuck him way before I’d go anywhere near her. But if Jason is available then those two better AM-SCRAY.

  31. nancypearlwannabe Says:

    Yeah, seriously with the orthopedic shoes? WTF?

  32. Poppy Cede Says:

    NPW, hehehehehehehehehe. Ahhhhh, the war is evenly sided.

  33. Sybil Law Says:

    I’m surprised she isn’t wearing pigtails.
    I actually think it’s kinda funny. It’s just so damn DUMB!

  34. Poppy Cede Says:

    I bet she was wearing pigtails and pulled out the holders as one of her strips for losing at golf.

  35. Gecko Rock Says:

    There’s a dude in that picture? Am I missing something?

  36. Sybil Law Says:

    Haha – you are so right!!! :laughs:

  37. Miss Ann Thrope Says:

    I wouldn’t trust her.

    Not just because she sorta resemble Paris and the dude looks like the guy from Myth Busters.

    No. She is holding something behind her back. I imagine it to be Heiress by Paris Hilton perfume which she randomly sprays in peoples faces…like those bitches at Macy’s.

    Also the bleach blonde w/ implant chicks are so 2007. Really.

  38. Poppy Cede Says:

    Miss Ann, she’s reaching around back to take her bra off. It’s strip golf. (I’ve spent a lot of time analyzing this image and have inferred this based on her stupid pose.)

    So, this is the year of the redhead with natural boobs? AWESOME.

  39. Miss Ann Thrope Says:

    Blechspeak missed a couple of things re:weird dude.

    The sunglasses on the brim of the hat. How haute couture is that? Seriously.

    ‘Course the hat itself is questionable…

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