It now occurs to me why my entryway light bulbs keep dying so quickly: The kids upstairs jumping on the floor.
Posted on January 2nd 2008 in Poppables
It now occurs to me why my entryway light bulbs keep dying so quickly: The kids upstairs jumping on the floor.
January 4th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Snuff out the little crotchdroppings when the parents aren’t looking.
January 4th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I think they’d figure out whodunnit.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Nah. You could make it look like a random break-in or sumthin’.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
But I love those kiddos. They’re just… loud. Until 8:00pm, and then it’s like they don’t exist.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Well, okay, but if their jumping causes your fixture to spark & catch fire, I’m gonna have to lay the smack-down on ‘em. Just sayin’.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
If I die in a fire because of the kids jumping I give you permission to smack them at my funeral.