Perhaps you could call someone for me to go get these things when my voice is too squeaky for me to call? I’m all better now, so I don’t need it anymore, but there’s ALWAYS a next time.
Wah, a great idea. I have an idea that trumps it: How about I’m never sick and life is never complicated so I don’t need someone to manage or clean up after my life?
Awesome! I am quite sure I don’t want a dumbass doing my bidding for me. I’d rather have someone who cares for me in some capacity doing things for me out of the kindness of their heart.
December 30th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Are you willing to wait for me to the make the 37 gajillion mile drive to deliver it?
December 30th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Yes, although I am guessing my cold will be better by then. And if you start now you’ll get here tomorrow when I’m out of town. Oops.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
(But, still, YAY!!!!!!!)
December 30th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
France is kinda close.. but not close enough to keep the coffee hot.
Also, I don’t really know how to make coffee.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
I don’t want you to make me coffee, I want you to buy me coffee and bring it to me. I’ll pay you back. And I don’t mind room temperature coffee.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Okay, now I only have to pass the hurdly of having no driver’s license.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Perhaps you could ride your bike? Do you have a bike?
December 30th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I used to. It kinda.. rusted away.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Perhaps you could call someone for me to go get these things when my voice is too squeaky for me to call? I’m all better now, so I don’t need it anymore, but there’s ALWAYS a next time.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Such might be doable.
If foreign country calls aren’t blocked on my phone line. Which I’m not sure of. : x
December 30th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Or you could just think really hard about cough medicine and coffee showing up in my home and they magically appear? That could work, too!
December 30th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Either that or I lean out my window and yell.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
That’d have to be a pretty amazing yell… Like the one in Run Lola Run, maybe?
December 30th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Nah, not like that one. Hated that movie.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
I’m trying to think of other movies where people yell loud enough for the whole world to see. I think there’s at least one more on the tip of my brain, but I can’t think of it… Is there a yelling scene in Amélie, maybe?
December 30th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
And by see I of course mean hear. (sigh)
December 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
I think I’ll do it like the Hulk. Whatever he does, it’s powerful.
December 30th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Ahh, yes, The Hulk! Good call! Minus the being ill part.
December 30th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
You’d feel ill, too, if your pants suddenly were 10 sizes too small.
December 30th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Mmm, yes, ill *and* angry.
December 31st, 2007 at 11:46 am
You need a butler. Or a maid. Or some kind of personal assistant.
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Wah, a great idea. I have an idea that trumps it: How about I’m never sick and life is never complicated so I don’t need someone to manage or clean up after my life?
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
When I was at The Home Depot yesterday, there’s an entire section called “Tool Rental.”
I half expected to walk in with a bunch of morons on the wall and I could just pick one or two and rent him by the hour.
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
January 4th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Good grief. That was entirely too many comments for what that itty bitty post warranted.
But…
If it hadn’t gone on so long, I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to appreciate Wayne’s “Tool Rental” comment.
January 4th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Did you just call Wayne a tool?
January 4th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
No, I did not.
Pay attention!
January 4th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I know, I’m such an instigator. :D