Damn this not having a man around the house thing

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Would someone please go get me some cough medicine and a cup of coffee?

Posted on December 30th 2007 in Poppables

28 Responses to “Damn this not having a man around the house thing”

  1. sourpuss Says:

    Are you willing to wait for me to the make the 37 gajillion mile drive to deliver it?

  2. Poppy Cede Says:

    Yes, although I am guessing my cold will be better by then. And if you start now you’ll get here tomorrow when I’m out of town. Oops. :grins:

  3. Poppy Cede Says:

    (But, still, YAY!!!!!!!)

  4. Creature SH Says:

    France is kinda close.. but not close enough to keep the coffee hot.

    Also, I don’t really know how to make coffee.

  5. Poppy Cede Says:

    I don’t want you to make me coffee, I want you to buy me coffee and bring it to me. I’ll pay you back. And I don’t mind room temperature coffee. :smiles:

  6. Creature SH Says:

    Okay, now I only have to pass the hurdly of having no driver’s license.

  7. Poppy Cede Says:

    Perhaps you could ride your bike? Do you have a bike?

  8. Creature SH Says:

    I used to. It kinda.. rusted away.

  9. Poppy Cede Says:

    Perhaps you could call someone for me to go get these things when my voice is too squeaky for me to call? I’m all better now, so I don’t need it anymore, but there’s ALWAYS a next time.

  10. Creature SH Says:

    Such might be doable.

    If foreign country calls aren’t blocked on my phone line. Which I’m not sure of. : x

  11. Poppy Cede Says:

    Or you could just think really hard about cough medicine and coffee showing up in my home and they magically appear? That could work, too!

  12. Creature SH Says:

    Either that or I lean out my window and yell.

  13. Poppy Cede Says:

    That’d have to be a pretty amazing yell… Like the one in Run Lola Run, maybe?

  14. Creature SH Says:

    Nah, not like that one. Hated that movie.

  15. Poppy Cede Says:

    I’m trying to think of other movies where people yell loud enough for the whole world to see. I think there’s at least one more on the tip of my brain, but I can’t think of it… Is there a yelling scene in Amélie, maybe?

  16. Poppy Cede Says:

    And by see I of course mean hear. (sigh)

  17. Creature SH Says:

    I think I’ll do it like the Hulk. Whatever he does, it’s powerful. :ill:

  18. Poppy Cede Says:

    Ahh, yes, The Hulk! Good call! Minus the being ill part.

  19. Creature SH Says:

    You’d feel ill, too, if your pants suddenly were 10 sizes too small.

  20. Poppy Cede Says:

    Mmm, yes, ill *and* angry.

  21. Wayne Says:

    You need a butler. Or a maid. Or some kind of personal assistant.

  22. Poppy Cede Says:

    Wah, a great idea. I have an idea that trumps it: How about I’m never sick and life is never complicated so I don’t need someone to manage or clean up after my life? :grins:

  23. Wayne Says:

    When I was at The Home Depot yesterday, there’s an entire section called “Tool Rental.”

    I half expected to walk in with a bunch of morons on the wall and I could just pick one or two and rent him by the hour.

  24. Poppy Cede Says:

    :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: Awesome! I am quite sure I don’t want a dumbass doing my bidding for me. I’d rather have someone who cares for me in some capacity doing things for me out of the kindness of their heart.

  25. sourpuss Says:

    Good grief. That was entirely too many comments for what that itty bitty post warranted.

    But…

    If it hadn’t gone on so long, I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to appreciate Wayne’s “Tool Rental” comment. :laughs:

  26. Poppy Cede Says:

    Did you just call Wayne a tool?

    :grins:

  27. sourpuss Says:

    No, I did not. :shocked: Pay attention!

  28. Poppy Cede Says:

    I know, I’m such an instigator. :D

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