I know nobody cares, but I just want to put it out there. Remember that one time when Brandon Davis made fun of Lindsay Lohan for being worth only about $7 million while Paris Hilton laughed in the background? And remember Brandon is friends with Paris? (They are, they were just at dinner together the other day, according to my feed reader.) And remember when Paris found out she’s only going to inherit $5 million instead of $100 million?
Yah.
Time to do more work, working girl.
Posted on December 29th 2007 in Entertainment unnews
December 30th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Thank you for breaking the news to me that Paris will only be normal scale rich just for being her gross self – instead of stratospherically rich. She’s gross. Did I say yet that I think she’s gross?
December 30th, 2007 at 9:07 am
I want to punch her in her clavicle.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:35 am
Nina, you are very welcome. You know she can blow her entire $5 million fortunate in one night on (ironically) blow, so she’ll be destitute soon enough!
Fab, that made me lol. Is it because her clavicle is the only non-diseased part of her body?
December 30th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
$5 million isn’t very much, either. She’s going to have to go marry the Girls Gone Wild guy or something.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Yes, sick boy, that’s the point. Or Brandon Davis, which would be WAY worse.