Today I called my sister-in-law to ask her about Christmas stuff. During the course of the conversation, I kid you not, she suggested that I go out on dates with my nephew (as in, to bars and movies). DATES! WITH MY NEPHEW!
Granted, he’s less than 10 years younger than I am.
Granted, he’s hot HAWT*.
Granted, he’s not my blood relative (from a previous relationship, not my brother’s blood son).
Granted, the point of going out with him is to pull a Dawg and get him dates with other girls (click on Read More when you’re there).
Granted, my SIL is perpetually medicated and likely doesn’t really understand what she just asked me to do.
…but, IT’S STILL WRONG.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I thing you typed WRONG when you meant to type HAWT.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Ooooh, good point! Will fix.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Fixed!
December 13th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
…pull a Dawg…
So your saying that I’m a trendsetter then, huh?
You know… it is a two way street…
December 13th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
But NOT WITH MY NEPHEW. eeeeek.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
That is really, really funny. Wrong, but hilarious!
I’d go. I mean, he could have some hawt friends, too. Ones that like to partay and drink and then get really horny.
As long as they leave before the morning.
Oh, in my former life I guess I was a slut.
Haha
December 14th, 2007 at 12:00 am
December 14th, 2007 at 4:52 am
That is so funny….wow. I can’t say anything though because my cousin had a kid with his stepsister (their parents didn’t marry until they were in highschool and aren’t married anymore) and I thought that was strange. The two aren’t together anymore either so I guess in real life, it doesn’t matter but at the time, it was hard to explain to people…
December 14th, 2007 at 6:41 am
You need to be sure to show copious amounts of cleavage… and wear a short skirt with knee high boots.
He’d be a sure winner then and you may only have to do it two or three times!
Do the right thing. Don’t be such a
December 14th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Mish, wow, that’s messed up.
Dawg, maybe you should show cleavage and wear a short skirt with knee high boots. Maybe it’s your job to help my nephew get a girl. I don’t see how it’s my job. My job is to be his aunt, his protector, his guide in life. Not his girl attractor.
December 14th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Poppy’s gonna end up on the cover of a trashy novel that is sold wrapped in a brown paper sleeve.
Instead go shopping for a ten foot pole. It should be inserted between you and that situation.
December 14th, 2007 at 10:33 am
10-ft-pole sounds like a very good idea.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
You’re not looking for a boy?
December 14th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Did you just ask me if I’m a pedophile? (Answer to that: No.)
December 14th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Ah. now I understand why you said “boy” vs “male”, “man”, “stud”, “dork” etc. I was really confused by some of the words/phrases used.
Example 1: when you said “he’s less than 10 years younger than I am” I took it to mean
he’s (less than 10 years) younger than I am
not
he’s less than (10 years younger than I am)
see the difference? The first way means he’s within 10 years of you, not more than 10 years younger.
Example 2: And then you said “I am not looking for a boy. He’s looking for a girl, though.” I thought that was showing the boy/girl comparison, not a point about the age of the target.
I should not be thinking about this as much as I am on a Fri afternoon.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Actually, I’m the one being the smartass by evading the question.
December 14th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
That’s an odd request. The 10-foot pole is probably a good idea. ZZ Top wrote a song about this.
December 14th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
It wasn’t She’s Got Legs, was it?