Today I called my sister-in-law to ask her about Christmas stuff. During the course of the conversation, I kid you not, she suggested that I go out on dates with my nephew (as in, to bars and movies). DATES! WITH MY NEPHEW!
Granted, he’s less than 10 years younger than I am.
Granted, he’s hot HAWT*.
Granted, he’s not my blood relative (from a previous relationship, not my brother’s blood son).
Granted, the point of going out with him is to pull a Dawg and get him dates with other girls (click on Read More when you’re there).
Granted, my SIL is perpetually medicated and likely doesn’t really understand what she just asked me to do.
…but, IT’S STILL WRONG.
I thing you typed WRONG when you meant to type HAWT.
Ooooh, good point! Will fix.
Fixed!
…pull a Dawg…
So your saying that I’m a trendsetter then, huh?
You know… it is a two way street…
But NOT WITH MY NEPHEW. eeeeek.
That is really, really funny. Wrong, but hilarious!
I’d go. I mean, he could have some hawt friends, too. Ones that like to partay and drink and then get really horny.
As long as they leave before the morning.
Oh, in my former life I guess I was a slut.
Haha
That is so funny….wow. I can’t say anything though because my cousin had a kid with his stepsister (their parents didn’t marry until they were in highschool and aren’t married anymore) and I thought that was strange. The two aren’t together anymore either so I guess in real life, it doesn’t matter but at the time, it was hard to explain to people…
You need to be sure to show copious amounts of cleavage… and wear a short skirt with knee high boots.
He’d be a sure winner then and you may only have to do it two or three times!
Do the right thing. Don’t be such a
Mish, wow, that’s messed up.
Dawg, maybe you should show cleavage and wear a short skirt with knee high boots. Maybe it’s your job to help my nephew get a girl. I don’t see how it’s my job. My job is to be his aunt, his protector, his guide in life. Not his girl attractor.
Poppy’s gonna end up on the cover of a trashy novel that is sold wrapped in a brown paper sleeve.
Instead go shopping for a ten foot pole. It should be inserted between you and that situation.
10-ft-pole sounds like a very good idea.
You’re not looking for a boy?
Did you just ask me if I’m a pedophile? (Answer to that: No.)
Ah. now I understand why you said “boy” vs “male”, “man”, “stud”, “dork” etc. I was really confused by some of the words/phrases used.
Example 1: when you said “he’s less than 10 years younger than I am” I took it to mean
he’s (less than 10 years) younger than I am
not
he’s less than (10 years younger than I am)
see the difference? The first way means he’s within 10 years of you, not more than 10 years younger.
Example 2: And then you said “I am not looking for a boy. He’s looking for a girl, though.” I thought that was showing the boy/girl comparison, not a point about the age of the target.
I should not be thinking about this as much as I am on a Fri afternoon.
Actually, I’m the one being the smartass by evading the question.
That’s an odd request. The 10-foot pole is probably a good idea. ZZ Top wrote a song about this.
It wasn’t She’s Got Legs, was it?