I ordered a frappuccino. Where's my fucking frappuccino?
I will be co-hosting with Mr. Fab this Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern on his BlogTalk radio show. Against my better judgment, but to please my host, I will be practicing being funny all week.
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!
BWAHAHAHAAHA!
(No? Hmm. Will try harder.)
Check Fab's site for details on how to tune in or go directly here somewhere near the time of the event!
PS - Admittedly, I do make men walk funny, but Fab has never had me. Sorry to burst his bubble. 
[...] Mr. Fab and I will be co-hosting this Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern on BlogTalkRadio. We are freestyling it because neither one of us likes scripting things, we just wanna see what flows, but we promise no awkward silences. (Are our promises for this actually any good? Hmm.) [...]
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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Did I happen to mention that I had you first?
No? Well I did.
So there.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
I AM NOT PROPERTY.
I never said you were.
Look at it this way… YOU had ME first.
Feel better?
As a co-host. Just add "as a co-host" and I'll stop disagreeing.
You see there's the problem… you weren't a co-host. You were a Special Guest… because unlike Fabooboo, I do not place any demands on my guests and I provide them with virtually everything they need.
Simply because they are indeed special to me.
Ok ok, good points. I couldn't remember the magic words for what I was, but now I hear them in my head.
You did make me eat dairy with a hangover, but that was my choice to get that hangover.
(The alligator story is ringing in my head.)
Well at least you didn't
on camera. Then again… that would have probably been featured on both YouTube and Yahoo!… and maybe we would have people making Reaction videos to it.
That ringing isn't the story… its your Poppy Sense tingling… because you know…
Dawgator ez en ur komints leefen da muhrk
did I mention
I am very much so looking forward to this. :D
Dawg, I will try to throw up in your lap the next time I see you. How's that? (Ok, not really, that's worse than a newspaper swat.)
Tug, it's archived!
¡Hola!, you finally arrived! Are you going to call in?
Oh that's right…who WAS that girl?
I don't think of you as property. I think of you as a brilliant, talented, wonderful, funny, scintillating, dynamic woman.
*sniff* Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll live, but it could be touch & go. *snivel*
I'll be there in spirit.
I think it was Colleen.
And clearly you're trying your best moves on me by stringing nice adjectives together, but I'm like a fortress with a moat around it, and lots of alligators.
(Ohhhhh, I amuse myself.)
Ohhh, Tug. C'mere, sweetie. I'll do my best to remember to do this, but I have every intention of mentioning that you couldn't be there for the show and that we're thinking of you and Brady. Does that make it any better, even if I totally forget? (I'll write a note on my forehead.)
*sniffsniff* yeah. *snortblow* (THE NOSE) HEE.
You SO don't have to do that, but seriously, I'm totally bummed I'm going to miss you live - but yeah, I get it. HAVE FUN, KNOW I'M THERE IN SPIRIT - & I'll absolutely listen to the archives!!
You do know if it were a TV show, I'd insist & whine until you showed up with a stickie note on your forehead. Or Fab's, that'd be fun.
If this were a TV show the Fonz would be able to bend space and time and make it so you could be in both places at once.
I will remind Poppy to mention it, thus proving once and for all who loves you most.
The FONZ? Reminders of mentioning? You 2 can BOTH have my firstborn. seriously.
Fab, I'm the one who offered to mention so I love her more!
All you have to do is remember something!
Tug,
I'm just lovin' the lovin'
…you're both my new heroes & best friends. 
I will try to listen this time!
I might need to listen to this live too instead of my usual Monday morning rush hour traffic happy time with Fabooboo.
I bet I'd break the chatroom though.
You're not going to make me cry during the show, are you?