We’re blaming Fabulous Me for this post. She wrote about how excited she was that her new store opens in ten days and then she randomly asked what we think of Drew Carey hosting The Price Is Right. Since I don’t have a TV right now I hadn’t seen him on the show yet so I hopped on over to YouTube and looked up “drew carey price is right” and found this clip:
…and now *I* hafta pee.
I love Drew, like a lot, so I’m happy he’s hosting the show.
Mr. Fab and I will be co-hosting this Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern on BlogTalkRadio. We are freestyling it because neither one of us likes scripting things, we just wanna see what flows, but we promise no awkward silences. (Are our promises for this actually any good? Hmm.)
Call in if you like, the more the merrier. 
Tools to re-affix my keyboard keys:
…which also double as serial killer tools for people pretending to be dentists.
The USB drive has the actual manual about how to use said tools with my MacBook Pro. I am giddy.
Happy computer security day, everyone!
How did I end up having a nicer ass than Jennifer Love Hewitt?
I was going to see a movie on Monday night but the weather was kinda crappy and the restaurant I wanted to go to ahead of time isn’t open Mondays, so I went tonight instead. I saw the Coen brothers film No Country for Old Men. Observations that give nothing about it away:
If you like… oh, let’s say, maybe, Blood Simple then go see this film. If you don’t like the Coen brothers then I think you’re wasting your money because you know you won’t be happy.
I love the Coen brothers so I give it a solid B+ overall, with a partial grade deduction for all the yucky animal scenes put together, which I can always do without. (Ok, so that gives something away. Sorry.) I give myself an A+ for going to this movie alone even though I’d read it was kinda bloodfesty.
I totally stole this from Lisa who stole it from Dave (etc. etc. etc., it’s alllll beeeeen doooooooooone beeeefooooooore, woooohoooohooo!) :
How many total songs?
There are only 2579 songs sitting in my iTunes. Sad.
Sort by song title – first and last…
A by Barenaked Ladies, 405 by Death Cab for Cutie
Sort by time – shortest and longest…
Promiscuous Interlude (6 seconds) by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland, Pursuance (17m53s) by John Coltrane
Sort by Album – first and last…
Absolute Hits by Billy Squier, 40 Licks by The Rolling Stones
Sort by Artist – first and last…
ABBA, 50 Cent
Top five played songs…
Trip Like I Do by The Crystal Method (34), My Love by Justin Timberlake and Timbaland (24), Run by Air (21), Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol (16), A Lack of Color by Death Cab for Cutie (15)
Find the following words. How many songs show up?
Sex: 28 (but only 7 of them have sex in the song title, rest have sex in the album title), Death: 51 (but only 3 have death in the song title, rest have it in the band or album title), Love: 177 (all but 11 are unique :), You: 351 (all but 13 are unique song titles), Home: 15, Boy: 37 (remove FOB and Fatboy Slim and it’s 21), Girl: 32 (all unique)
First five songs that come up on Party Shuffle…
Believe Me Natalie by The Killers, From the Lab by Colossus, Thank You by Dido, Bury Me With It by Modest Mouse, Quality Control by Jurassic 5
I am missing two keys from my keyboard. It’s sad, really.
