I am the honorary princess of the day. Who are you?
Am I the only one who wonders aloud in my head, “what would Tyler Durden do?”
Yes? Hmm. Ok.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about:
1. You are no longer cool.
2. You haven’t seen Fight Club enough or perhaps read a Chuck Palahniuk novel lately.
3. You don’t read celebrity blogs.
4. You’ve repressed. Unrepress, silly.
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
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I actually have on occasion.
Then I go make a bar of soap.
Beat the crap out of myself and then conjure up an imaginary Helena Bonham Carter as my girlfriend?
Sounds like my usual weekend.