Michael hit Meredith with his car, which I almost did to someone who came out of nowhere yesterday. Luckily I didn’t actually hit her.

I’m only part way into the episode because I’M WATCHING IT ONLINE AT NBC.COM, WOOT FOR THEM CHANGING TO FULL EPISODES!!!, but I’m entirely convinced Kevin’s right about Jam. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D (did I mention :D ?)

Oh, and Dwight totally killed Angela’s cat. Honestly, it was a mercy killing. I’m not yet sure if we learn how he did it, but … I’m just thinking of quality of life and how hard it was to keep my girl going when she was that sick. It sucks bags of gooey pus. (Yum! Hope you weren’t eating!)

Update: ZOMG JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!