So, say you’re me. And you know it’s supposed to rain today because you bothered to check the weather. And you check the radar to see if any rain is in the forecast for soon. And you see there isn’t any. So you walk over to the next building to check your mail because you’re kinda sorta hoping maybe someone sent you something. And you get there and it’s not there. No big deal, maybe another day, (nervous laugh because maybe they forgot). And then you’re walking back. And the skies are clear. But some asshat jerkface dickwad is playing with the sprinkler system. And just as you’re walking by he intentionally increases the pressure of the spray. And you get all wet. And you get all grumpy. And for a moment your day is super shitty.
That’s me right now.
I PROMISE you that I sent you something! Check your mail again today. Try to stay dry this time. :-)
This is what would be appearing in the newspaper tomorrow:
HELP WANTED
Sprinkler Technician needed for lawn in the French Countryside. Must have common sense and not purposely spray people with big boobs who are NOT wearing white t-shirts.
Stef, :)
Dawg, wait, how do you know I’m not wearing a white t-shirt today?! I swear there is a webcam following me around that people are paying to watch… And I’m getting none of the profit from it!!!
I already told you about the webcam thing… the check is in the mail.
Drama King, I better be a millionaire now.
I better get a new sprinkler technician.
Dawg, BK has your crown. Hehehehe.
Wah, BWAH! Awesome.