Guess which blogger said this to me? :

“My God, you are a stunning vision of beauty! Do you do any modeling? You really should. I’m serious! Gazing upon your shining countenance is a balm for my soul!”

Now, guess why.

Oh, okay, fine, I’ll just tell you. Mr. Fabulous ASKED ME to co-host his show and then GAVE MY TIME SLOT AWAY TO BRITT. Such a fucking slap in the face because you know all of the internet likes her better and I’m just second best. Well, THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN, FAB.

And now he’s attempting to make up for it. HA.

In the words of Padma Lakshmi: Eat me, and my deep fried pinkie toe!!!!

(*giggle*)

(Show’s still on for December 2. ;)