I’ve never seen as many cocks in my entire life as I saw in this one film. And when I say cocks I mean penises.

I have never laughed so hard at a movie while in the movie theater.

Michael Cera is a fucking genius, as is Seth Rogen.

Despite some reviews to the contrary, the movie is not carried solely by the McLovin plot line. But that is an excellent plot line…

I will own this movie.

You need to see it. No choice, go now. Right now.