Apparently me running into the door with my head on the way out Friday did not detour (ahem) deter (at least I catch my own mistakes) the cafe check-out guy from wanting to continue hitting on me. He just used a line on me. Smoooooooth. :)
I can’t share with you the actual line he used because it’s work specific (as in, specific to my employer) but that’s extra bonus points right there. Takes mad skillz to do that, no?
I know I’m cute, but it’s weird to me that people I don’t know flirt with me. I think it’s because I smile and look people in the eye, which is what I’m doing with you right now. (How you doin’? Hehehe.)
Did he get any of his ideas from The Pick Up Artist new series?
I haven’t seen it, but a few friends were telling me about it.
That’s a veiled invitation for us to spam your comments with pick up lines, isn’t it?
Is your name Tylenol? I want to take you every four to six hours.
Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
You have the most amazing eyes. The color reminds me of dusk in Oahu when the sunlight hits…
Hey, are those beer nuts?
Wait, flirting with random people is odd? Yankees are so strange.
wH, he’s only used the one line on me and it wasn’t sophisticated enough to need a TV show for it.
joe, I don’t blame you. I’m tasty like Tylenol.
jf, that is the creepiest pick-up line I’ve never heard.
fish, my eyes are spectacular, aren’t they? I was really hoping you’d go for corn nuts, but I’ll take beer nuts instead. (And thanks for losing interest in me after 0.25 seconds, ya meanie. :P )
That’s not losing interest, that’s for ADHD women.
I asked the genie to take me to a priceless treasure and he brought me to you.
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So, have you seen it?
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Ooh, I like that top. It matches the interior of my Bentley almost perfectly.
I always suspected my life had a purpose, but I never knew what it was until just now.
Hi, my name is … I’m running for Congress and I could sure use your vote. Why don’t you give me your name and number so we can talk about my positions?
Pull my finger!
jf, you are the dorkiest dork of them all. :P
STOP HITTING ON ME!!!
I usually look women right in the boobs.
Joe cracked me up… and my fave line was the chloroform one.
Did he say, “Hey Frenchie, ooh la la?”
Fab, I look women right in the boobs too! And they always catch me. Funniest part is that it REALLY annoys me when co-workers stare at my boobs. I *hate* that. Hate it.
Sour, the chloroform line makes me concerned for women’s public safety. Keep an eye out for any coding fish you might encounter…
Avi, it was slightly more coherent than that. Suffice it to say he called me pretty but in a slightly suaver way.