Are you aware that where I live in France we cannot obtain service for the iPhone? So, we have to go to another state country and start the service then permanently use roaming minutes. Like it wasn’t expensive enough to buy the fucking phone and the service plan, ya know? Fuckers. FUCK YAH, LET’S DO IT!

(That last fuck was for Crys who’s absent from my life right now and I am not sure I can stand that much longer. I just like saying “fuck” in all its variations. ;)