I was just chatting with “the new girl” (who is so severely awesome I can’t stand it) and she was telling me that the person she is replacing (who gave 2.5 months notice, wtf) has been on the phone all day with her realtor because someone has put an offer on her house contingent upon her letting them have her dog.
Her dog.
Her dog.
Dogs? Are family.
Dogs? Are not property.
Don’t give me that legal mumbo jumbo bullshit. You take an animal into your fold and you keep it. You don’t sell it with the house!!!!!!!!
The New Girl told me that she left her office because she was mad that The Old Girl was on the phone with her son trying to convince him that selling his childhood dog with his childhood house was for the best.
There are no words…
wait, are you saying that the people wanting to buy the house is only interesting in buying it if it comes with their dog?
Are you f-ing kidding me???
Who is this “Old Girl?” Do I know her? She is a heartless woman, trying to convince her son to give up his dog!
And what kind of people want to buy the house and the dog too? Do they realize that an animal is a part of the family and NOT DECORATION?????
Ooooh, it makes my blood boil. I’m already pissed off to begin with. This was the cherry on top.
WTF!!! That’s AWFUL!
O.M.G. Unfuckingbeliveable.
Kids in the wHall - I’ve said what I’m saying. I don’t know that detail. Either way, it’s wrong.
B - Not kidding one little bit. These are folks I work with at “the other side” for that department’s website, so you don’t know the old or the new. You don’t want to know Old Girl.
H - I KNOW. Can you imagine giving Nabby and Rufus away just to sell a house?!?!??!?!?!??! NOOOOOOOOO!
Tug - I know, sweetie, it’s so awful I told New Girl my head just imploded.
Well, dogs are chattel. If I didn’t have Amy around, I would definitely not be an animal lover.
Avi, how nice of you to finally fucking show up! Ass. :P And I know you’re lying so I won’t dignify this with a response. Human kids I know you’d give away but never your beloved Jigsaw.