You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
As I motored between new and old office I heard this about me…
Previous officemate: *making a 3-foot-long gesture with hands* “She’s got some really nice short ones.”
I enjoy being spoken about so fondly! She was speaking about some short shelves that are in my new office which I won’t be needing, but it’s amusing to overhear.
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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That could get very dirty, very quickly. XD
The best part is there isn’t a dirty bone in her body. How she has two kids is beyond me because I’m confident that (s-e-x) is not part of her repertoire.
i’m thinking maybe she was talking about your ovaries
That was good.
This post is just dirty enough. I don’t think I have anything to add.
I didn’t do anything dirty, I just relayed the information. She so didn’t mean it that way. But then again I’m always schooling her when she says inappropriate slang she didn’t mean to say.