Is it too early to drink? No? Oh, good.
Hay: Whatever happened to Billy Ocean?
Poppy: He became irrelevant.
Hay: Oh, that’s terrible! … Now, when the going gets tough?
Poppy: The tough get going.
Hay: And when the going gets rough?
Poppy: They get going too?
Follow-up:
Poppy: I once killed a man.
Hay: Jesus, really?
Poppy: His name was Billy Ocean.
Hay: Wow…
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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