If you’ve never had Kettle chips then you’re not living. If you love chips (I know some of you don’t, I get it, shush) then please point your browser over to the Kettle neighborhood and guess how many chips fit in the smart fortwo car. If you win the contest you get free chips for a year!

The likelihood of you winning: Not very likely.

The likelihood of you having a good time guessing anyway: Very likely.

Please note that I have not had the cheddar beer chips yet, but as soon as I locate some I’m eating an entire bag. Potato plus cheese plus beer equals love.