Oh Mr. Harris! Don't touch me! Mr. Bob Harris! Just rip my stocking!
WHO PUT ALL THESE DIRTY DISHES EVERYWHERE?!
AND WHY IS THERE CAT FUR ALL OVER THE FLOORS?!
AND WHY ARE THERE HATS EVERYWHERE?!
AND WHO SPILLED THESE MARBLES ALL OVER THE KITCHEN??!??!??!?!?*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AND MY PARENTS ARE HERE ALREADY!!!!
DOUBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAH! :) Bye.
*There aren’t really marbles all over the kitchen. Rest is true.
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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You really need to hire that hot young cleaning man we talked about…
enjoy your parents!
Eeeeee. Sounds busy and stressful. Hope everything is going well!
Word verification was: huaujur. That’d make an interesting word!
Tug - I think I have a hot young man in mind. :D
Spénce - I’ve taken up smoking and drinking heavily to cope. (Just kidding, on both accounts.)