You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.
From The Schrute Buck via Office Tally.
And in case you have no flipping idea what I’m talking about (Joe, RW, the rest of yous), then I present you the season finale dialog:
Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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I still have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
I would have liked them to try to make an actual Schrute buck, though.
Joe - That’s okay, I forgive you.
Avi - Agreed. I’d like it to be our actual currency. As long as Stanley gets his nickels and I get to carry around unicorns as leprechauns as lucky charms in me pocket.