Things that make this day slightly out of the ordinary:
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That’s what I’ve got. What has happened to you today to make it not ordinary?
You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.
Things that make this day slightly out of the ordinary:
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That’s what I’ve got. What has happened to you today to make it not ordinary?
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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Nothing yet, but I like your cat and squirrel stories :)
Oh, I guess a lot of people on my blogroll posted. I love it when that happens!
Good to know I’m not alone.
1. I had a bloody nose this morning (rarely happens to me) which would not stop bleeding and it made me late for work.
2. One of my employees gave me his/her two weeks notice.
I’m predicting that next my tuba will not play and my hair will turn gray (Credit: Shel Silverstein).
What, exactly, makes a blizzard proverbial?
Every morning, while putting on socks, the dog (a walking brillo pad) scurries under the bed. As I begin to leave, he scampers out and runs to his bed in the kitchen. This morning, I was walking down the hallway to leave, he scampered, I turned back toward the bedroom, and he retreated back under the bed. I turn again to leave, he scampered, I turned back, he retreated. Repeat this a few more times. He finally raced by me to get to his bed. He knows that a Puperoni treat is waiting for him when I leave if he gets in his bed willingly.
When I walked out of the shower and into the master bedroom bare-ass naked only to find the girl who cuts our lawn right outside the window trimming the grass looking right in.
Bearette - Me, too!
DLil - Wow, that is one sucky day.
Gecko - I just like the word proverbial. Your puppy story is adorable.
Avi - That’s what happens when you call her from the bathroom and ask her to look through the window for a big surprise. :P
I stopped at a convenience store on my way to work this morning and a guy dressed in a clown suit was buying a cup of coffee and a paperback novel. I just found this kind of weird at 6:30 a.m. Was he on his way to work (do kids’ parties start this early?) or on his way home from an all-night costume party? Bizarro.